Ah, I see you’re familiar with my company

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

No worries, we’ll just send the Democrat-Run NAVY SEALs to sort this out

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

Only half? That sounds like nice place!

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

I’ve heard the term, but a better one is just “not actually stopping”

A whole plant based university that caters? Cool!

30 years ago, I had to spend 40 hours a week working. Decades later with all the software improvements, I have to work 40 hours a week

Yes. Much of the technological improvement I’ve seen in the last 20 years isn’t real meaningful. Smartphones don’t make my life better. A 60” flat screen 4k TV doesn’t make movies any better. My 2019 Jeep gets worse gas mileage than my 1978 Gremlin. Plane rides are worse. Ads cover everything I look at. We no longer own music we like to listen to

Was any of it good? Sure, but most of it is just garbage to generate more consumption

If it did, the degree to which it happens would be tiny

Wait, so it’s not because of communism? No way

The shorter version is: if the reds are busy fighting with the blues, then the capitalists can keep looting us without restriction

Same reason I didn’t go too

How did Hamas come to exist in the first place?

There is no ethical consumption under capitalism; owning a Tesla isn’t any worse morally than owning a Mercedes

I don’t own one because they’re fucken lame, not because Elong is a knob. Or not primarily at least

I would say that beliefs are unprovable, and knowledge is provable. If I claim the sun will rise tomorrow, we can test that. If I claim god exists but is hiding, we cannot test that. The former is knowledge, the latter belief

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