Oh man… wait until you hear about how the Democratic Party is funded…

Alternate idea: it’s not my job to raise someone else’s kids.

The average person is not deeply aware of this stuff. All y’all don’t have any fucking clue what the average American is like.

Most people are just trying to get through the day. They want to pay their bills and make sure the kids are fed and Sally needs to get to dance class and Bobby has been having problems at school and now the boss wants to get that foundation poured tomorrow so you’re gonna have to stay late, but your wife can’t leave work early to pick up the kids so now you have to deal with that and oh, eggs cost double what they did a year ago and you haven’t gotten a real raise since 2021.

They don’t have time to spend on Lemmy, figure out how to use Linux, learn what a tariff is, or debate the difference between gender and sex, or read about what the Heritage Foudnation does. I do, but I’m not most people and the more y’all keep acting like those people aren’t like you people the more problems you’re gonna keep making for yourself.

Grow the fuck up

Exactly. When I signed up for the military, it was because I wanted to kill people, and not because I had no other good choices

Push back how?

Yes, it’s a strategy to make low frequency events seem like major problems

Have you tried calling them all fascists? Maybe that’ll help

I think they mean: how is you looking at my naked body and face MY problem?

Faye, Ronald, or Youth?

Ah, I see you’re familiar with my company

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

No worries, we’ll just send the Democrat-Run NAVY SEALs to sort this out

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

Only half? That sounds like nice place!

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

I’ve heard the term, but a better one is just “not actually stopping”

A whole plant based university that caters? Cool!

30 years ago, I had to spend 40 hours a week working. Decades later with all the software improvements, I have to work 40 hours a week