No, but it didn’t matter anyway. That area wasn’t known for earthquakes. By the time my brain got out of “WTF?” mode, it was over.

The worst was also the funniest. An earthquake hit while I was on the toilet.

Everybody wins

In my case, a sack of White Castles.

As well he should.

I know nothing about the process. How can a decision take months? What else are they doing? Are there counter arguments or something happening in the meantime?

I just wanted something kinda nifty, but ultimately forgettable. I think I succeeded.

I think people who deliver food should actually hand it to a person instead of just leaving it by the door.