Reminds me of a website I used to visit.

It’s almost as if they would tailor their religious doctrine to suit their own needs. Who could have imagined such a thing could happen.

Is it just part of the enshitification of everything?

Yes

Have I just gotten old

Get off my lawn.

Wait you have one of these? Who all is using this keyboard?

TIL I have ADHD.

Dad, did you get the milk duds?

I assume the plantation text messages are part of them stoking a civil war.

Wouldn’t surprise me if they hacked a bunch of voting machines.

Still I’m really curious what trumps response will be.

What?

I’ll see you on the help line.

I thought 2012. Wasn’t that the point?

Peanut is the new Harambe.

Sometimes silence is fine.

Thanks adespoton!

They already caught republicans doing shady shit before Tuesday. Who knows how many they didn’t catch.

But I thought Putin’s whole invasion was about removing nazis from Ukraine.

We keep talking about reputations of courts and judges, “legitimacy”, but I’m just not seeing it matter.

“And make it taste better.”

Or just have some random subset of browsers support them for some reason and other browsers not so much. It’s the html way.

They automated randomization of the commit messages? Wtf?

Just had this image of someone installing these in their ceiling and having cat access. They should do this in casinos.