They’re orders of magnitude more real looking.

You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It’s because we care about you

The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.

What fucking idiot would want a picture without an echidna in it?

Half-assedly throwing Christmas lights around your screen is an insane idea

IMO this is such an important thing about life. You can’t control most of what happens to you, but what you can control is your attitude & your reaction. You often don’t need to have an opinion, a preference, or a response to a situation/event.

…glowie? gibbie? What are you spelling

It’s exactly what it sounds like

I bet they look like pans

She’ll pay for your Uber, it’s a good deal!

I’m surprised more of you aren’t using my mom, she gets around

Why not both?

Thank you!

Gimme that WHEAT

Yeah right, like I’d give away my cum.

What’s your favorite one? I only have a POTV One and it’s perfect for me. I rarely smoke so I don’t need anything too complex

Jacking off. I’m really good at it and have a lot to share, but every time I’ve tried the police get called.

Oh shit, thank you

When I took paxlovid the world tasted like malort for a week. It was awful.

I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you