I’ve heard of an acting game where one will sit with a straight face and everyone else tries to make them laugh.

Maybe find videos that trigger the emotion you wish to suppress and watch until you have no visible reaction?

Mormons have 3 extra books, actually. The book of Mormon, The book of Doctrine and Covenants and the Pearl of Great Price.

Maybe a tiny skirt on the arm that is a penis

I would argue calling all they/them is the opposite of misgendering. “They” has no gender. It is neuter.

“Intentional non-gendering” seems sensible and inoffensive. No chance of misgendering anyone.

Planned obsolescence. When the battery finally dies, you can’t use it wired.

A similar joke could be made in English as “root”, to dig with the nose, is also part of a plant. Earthworm is, unfortunately, not a homophone.

My favorite of this style is about roast beef and pea soup.

Trickle-down economics.

If you’re lucky they’ll turn you away at sign-in saying, “the courtroom is full, take your money and go”.

If a different sperm had won, I wouldn’t be here.

Team effort or not, there is one success.

We all had a choice (well, maybe not ivf babies), we were just so dumb (single cell sperm) that the “choice” was not informed.

Use is to be used

Useful implies a user

Only life can use

A decade old paperwhite is plenty good jailbroken. A real bargain.

Ported Super Mario 64 is under 60mb.

Not the password to unlock your phone, but the credentials your bank may require to verify your identity over the phone. A security question/answer, a passphrase or a sequence keyed during the call.

Power? No idea. Desire? Surely.

Uncontrolled dividing of the most dangerous bacterias known to man? What could go wrong?

Flip it before printing. Nvm, I see the problem

Not at all! The entire Harry Potter franchise wouldn’t exist!