10/10 would own again, he was the best cat ever

I had a huge cat once that was 18lbs, but he was legit the size of a smol human.

Edit: Here he is with a small, 7lb cat, for scale

They are, I can buy both at the local grocery. Turnips are white, rutabaga are a yellowish color.

Yeah, we’ve got those in the states too, haha

Rockets are branded as Smarties in the US

They’re just grammarmaxxing

Look Jan, ‘bicycle’ isn’t a dirty word, you just got dragged into HR because you said Deborah was the town bicycle.

Gerald Ford pardoned Nixon though, so that means that Watergate is okay to replicate, right?

I’m sure we can work daemons in somehow

What? I used a state ID before I got my DL, as did everybody in my high school?

FFS, we all got along just fine and dandy with group-chats via text message.

No we didn’t. You run into nothing but trouble if you’ve got a mix of iPhones and Android in the group. It’s a nightmare and I wish the family chat would pick a different platform.

Theres a pain joke in there somewhere

The first? Wasn’t LOIC open souce?

That sounds absolutely ridiculous. What’s the point of needing less weight to set off backseat alarms? A gallon of water is only like 4kg and that’s enough to set off seatbelt alarms.

Ugh, I hope it’s better than the last car I drove, couldn’t set groceries on the seat or it’d trigger the seatbelt alarm.

Put a double space at the end of each
line to do a line break

Is it BlackForager? The “one of these is poison, and one is a snack” lady?

I normally don’t kink shame, but I’m going to shame the hell out of this kink lmao

Poppy seeds do it for me too

Her and John Hoffman were both murdered this past June.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/2-minnesota-lawmakers-shot-targeted-incident-officials/story?id=122840751