I figure I’d quit when my parents start using it, just like how I quit Facebook lol

Beautiful. But genuinely curious- does a bonsai eventually become a tree? Because that’s bigger than any actual trees I’ve attempted to grow.

Man that’s pretty disheartening. Guess I’ll just go to bed now.

True that. I still have the washable ones so I guess they’ll have to do for now.

Hm maybe I should’ve held off on giving away all my extra masks…

Penis On Vagina

I don’t trust anything with more than 4 limbs…

You’ve unlocked a core memory for me. Think I was about 4~5 yo, we were on a family trip to a resort. I was sitting on a noodle bent in a U-shape in the pool and had waded towards the middle, still next to the wall though because I didn’t know how to swim. Although my mom always had me wear the life vest, this one time i didn’t as I thought the noodle was all I needed and also didn’t want to look like a baby in front of my older cousins.

Before I even realized, the noodle shot out from under my butt and I just silently sunk. None of that flailing and splashing that they do on TV happens. I also clearly recall just looking up at the super-close surface, gulping down mouthfuls of water in an attempt to breathe, thinking this was the end. And I think the worst part was feeling the wall with my hands but being unable to grab the ledge because it was too high (I was underwater, my arms were short, etc).

My uncle was sitting literally feets away from me, he said he was watching, it just looked like I was playing- bobbing my head in and out. Then he realized I wasn’t coming up and jumped in to save me. My parents almost quite literally threw me into ymca swim classes as soon as we got back home.

If I ever have kids, swim lessons will be a must.

I feel ya.

Dear Universe, please give us measly humans a break. Sincerely, an exhausted measly human.

Man I suddenly miss How It’s Made

I would risk my life just to rub my face in that fluffy belly. Time to go find my cat.

One of the few moments I remember so clearly where it truly felt like time had stopped. Rest of the dept just froze, as I’m sure they were running through all of this person’s work and designated accounts in their heads just as I was. They ended up leaving shortly after, and guess who had to clean up all that fun stuff. The manually-input nightmare 😭

We found out that one of our co workers created tables of formulas in excel, then input a table in Word to manually type in and transfer over the table data. And of course the same formulas needed to be run through a desk calculator once more in case excel got that wrong the first time. Jaw dropping (when that person was shown about this magical copy/ paste feature, it was their jaw that dropped lol)