I don’t want to offend any American here, but…what the fuck is wrong with your entire country?

You can buy something like that on Amazon or AliExpress for a dollar per dozen (even cheaper if buy in bulk).

All my others cats love it, especially in the summer.

My 5yo cat can’t sploot. She doesn’t know how to, and she doesn’t want to (when assisted).

You can’t buy them anymore. They’re all got delisted from every store by the publisher.

Always the beach.

And the guest rappers killed the guitar solo.

https://youtu.be/evCsdT99Iog

you can almost get it to say anything with the right prompt. You can even make it contradict itself.

20 - 55

yes.

Why Americans always complain about gas prices, then go ahead and choose the most inefficient vehicles?

Why does pizza taste good at any (edible) temperature? Hot pizza, lukewarm pizza, room temperature pizza, chilled pizza, cold pizza, any of those tastes fucking amazing in their own way, how? (I don’t think frozen pizza is counted as edible).

How about the magic spell that gives you ability to ask the dead 5 questions and they must answer it truthfully?

(I saw it in the D&D movie, never actually played the game, I don’t have any friends)

In my custom, it’s the birthday person to gives other gifts on their birthday. Send ME gift, you.

International Cat Day (August 8th) and Black Cat Appreciation Day (August 17th).

you know a picture is worth 1000 words, right?

Just let the government do it then. All nuclear waste should/must be handled and recycled by the state.

It’s not like they don’t have nuclear bomb or plutonium already.

Should I google what “hawk tuah girl” is?

You should see my face when we needed some obscure thing I hoarded like years ago, that got threatened to be thrown out by my wife multiple times over the pass years.

Some of those occasion that I can recall:

_a clothes patcher I bought from AliExpress (used 7 years after purchased)

_a gasoline syphon (3 years after purchased, used on my wife’s car in an emergency. I still bring it up till this day everytime she tried to throw out something I hoarded)

_a couple of self-tapping screws (used 5 years after purchased)

_electric lint remover (lost count of when I got it)

_velcro tape (used 6 years after purchased)