With every passing day I come to regret more and more my ability to read.

I would never correct how someone pronounces gif, but…

• Gin is a tasty drink.
• Gerunds are verbal nouns.
• Gentrification is a trend in urban environments.
• Gifs are poorly optimized internet clips with controversy surrounding their pronunciation.

I’m disappointed to only now discover this content exists and has been absent from my life so far.