I predict everything goes to shit but all the born again nazis MAGA idiots still somehow think it’s not their lord king tRumps fault cause transgender kids are still around maybe or because sleepy joe and obama just did so much damage the country couldn’t be saved despite tRumps dream team of pedophiles and worm riddled brain guy.

Similar to movie theater seats. No one else in the theater, the next person walks in and sits right behind me except no GPS.

It’s when poor people do something the wealthy don’t like.

Just wait till your flashlight needs to connect to wifi via an app that you download and log in via Facebook or Google and only works if gps is enabled and it also has to have access to your contacts and it gets your first born child.

I had a microwave that moved the plate side to side which worked really well for heating anything solid, but heating liquids usually resulted in a mess.

It’s a parasite

Don’t forget Brawndo, it’s what computers crave.

The supreme cunts can just change their ruling whenever they feel like it, so as long as it’s their boss tRump it’s fine but anyone they tRump doesn’t like they’ll just make another decision saying you can’t do that anymore.

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He’s part manie coon here’s a better picture of him

Years ago a co-worker/friend thought it funny to make a thin metal outline of a gun and place this metal in a book of another co-worker headed to the airport, friends like this who needs enemies?

So even if climate change isn’t real (which obviously it is.) What’s the down side? We invest in renewable energy, not pollute as much. Oh the horror!

I wish men wearing speedos weren’t considered gay, I know how unpopular this idea is but try swimming in them just once and you’ll hate going back to those clumsy board shorts.

While you’re waiting to die, please feel free to suffer in agony because assisted suicide isn’t profitable uh I mean ethical.

When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, the red flags just look like flags.

I’m on Linux bitch I thought you GNU.

Recently bought a rowing machine, gotta say I enjoy taking my frustrations from the day and putting that energy into rowing.