Just one more day and it would have been gone forever.

Look buddy, that’s not quite right!

This meme stung a little

Especially Linux distro! Now, give me a pulseaudio snap package for my Unity desktop.

ducks and covers head

In tents, if porpoises

Wet bread from the sink is the mind killer

I can’t help it,

Help help! I’m being repressed!

Don’t do it…

A nice, dry pair of socks works, too

One benefit of colocating the food bank with the grocery store is that shoppers could make direct contributions to the food bank. Instead of those questionable ‘donate $1 to such and such’ prompts at payment, one could purchase an extra can of food and discreetly drop it off after checkout. Seeing the beneficiaries in person is confidence the grocery store isn’t just making a money grab.

Since most of us have to buy groceries, it would also provide shoppers a convenient opportunity to practice compassion. Sometimes a bad day can be turned around by doing something good.

First beans, now beef stroganoff. What will it be next?

Pls don’t forget! I hope it will be a bowtie noodle recipe this time

Good one, thanks!

I hope they’ll do one about Canada* Geese.

Edit: grammar

“…this planet’s still a kid. A little kid sick and trembling in the middle of this huge universe. Someone’s gotta protect it.” - Cid Highwind

This is not a real term, but maybe Freudian Hint?

Try lowering the heat and remember to use jpeg sparingly.

In case it’s not clear, this is why teflon is so dangerous. Once scraped away, reality’s alpha channel is exposed.

99 Potions, 99 Ethers, 99 Tents, can’t be too sure, 99 Hi Potions, 99, Antidotes, 97 Golden Needles, better go back to the store…

Ree roar ree roar shhhhhhhh SHHHHHHHH