They don’t

Gotta make sure everyone knows they’re “cool” and totally part of the club

Just gonna insult me then?

Kk sweeite. Great look. Such class.

Is it because you don’t know the answer to my question or because saying the answer out loud makes you feel ashamed?

It would be weird if we called it carnivore zucchini. We don’t.

You’re welcome to call veggie burgers their own thing. They don’t need to be veggie burgers. Or vegan bacon. You can just call it “processed vegetable paste planks” or whatever gets your rocks off, honey. You don’t get to criticize us for our choice of food and also work as hard as you can to mimic that food, no matter how self-righteous you feel.

Ah okay so it’s probably best to just say not all noodles and bread are vegan.

I have which is why I don’t understand eg vegan burgers

Exceptions that contain egg?

Why are vegans obsessed with making cheap knockoff versions of nonvegan food? Cant they make their own foods?

I take naps every Wednesday and never on other days of the week. This one simple trick has increased my odds of waking up on a Wednesday to 1/4!

Did you?

Yeah I didn’t own a house in 2008 so that whole financial crisis thing had zero impact on me 🤔

You didn’t create anything. You just registered a community name.

It’s like the Great Value version of domain squatting.

https://www.computerworld.com/article/3711386/why-return-to-office-mandates-fail.html

https://www.apollotechnical.com/working-from-home-productivity-statistics/

https://thehill.com/business/4110598-remote-employees-work-longer-and-harder-studies-show/amp/

Is that enough? Should I keep going?

Thanks for the anecdotes.

Unfortunately in most sectors the data disagrees with whatever bullshit you decided to make up for the sake of argument.

As long as Groove still checks the map for me

Good call, def will check this out

Yeah it’s nothing like what I described other than I pick my own music.

Have you ever played audiosurf?

I want a vampire-survivors style game that integrates with my music streaming and the enemies/weapons sync to the music I’m playing.

Horny internet nerds prefer cartoons instead of real women

“Why don’t women want to date me? I said I’m a catch!”