It’s like you’re looking right at me with these things, damn!

Same but I don’t use a knife, you can just snap bananas in half with your bare hands!

I know, me too!

I have standards! (Also limited font choices).

Thank you, that’s high praise!

Just trying to blend in with you internet youths! Is it working?

I tried my hand on one of those AI image makers… Almost got kicked off twice because apparently “like-a-virgin-era Madonna but a sturgeon” is considered inappropriate somehow.

I too join in the under-the-bed club. So hard to clean, why not any of the many hard floors?!

Oh man it has a squish, love it!

The answer is Dr. Bronners, and always towards the heart!

Anyone rocking sandy-sounding knees when going up stairs or just me?! 😩