I just want you to know u really liked your comment. I don’t really have a clever way to express it so just gonna use my words thx

Lobbying needs to gtfo and be illegal already. We don’t talk enough about it because the America is on a tilt-a-whirl as it is

I’m an Olympic judge in orange cat sleeping; perfect form with creative flair, well groomed and fluffy shiny fur, bean exposure. And ultimately the perfectly exposed jaw for scritches

11.2/10

It does care where you’re looking though

And more government oversight!

Sorry idr if this from source article or one linked in it:

Training was slashed from 16 weeks to six, with sit-ups eliminated because recruits couldn’t handle them.

These nazis are so fucking pathetic in every conceivable way lol

it would be so much funnier if they weren’t destroying lives and killing people

Oh no

I mean, those are just a series of squirrels distracting you from the last squirrel.

Thank you for your reply. That is also a really cute comic!! To be fair though; this is just a universal cat owner thing and I’ve seen this joke made in various mediums over the years. It’s a cat behavior as universal as “if I fits I sits” ^^

Oh my goodness the art is so adorable! Does anyone know the artist?

Wtf is the “art” AI ? It’s so bad it has to be… right?..

Omg thank you!!!

Best thing I’ve seen on the internet all month

So beautiful

This article is crazy it is just covering major newsworthy stuff in like a paragraph because it is the GOP and they are much more organized on messaging

Trump told reporters at the White House Tuesday afternoon that he’s in favor of shutdown-related RIFs to the federal workforce, and that “when you shut it down, you have to do layoffs.”

“We’d be laying off a lot of people that are going to be very affected,” Trump said. “They’re going to be Democrats.”

“A lot of good can come down from shutdowns,” he added. “We can get rid of a lot of things that we didn’t want.”

And

A mass email assigning blame to congressional Democrats is an unusual step for agencies to take ahead of a funding lapse, and marks an escalation in rhetoric.

Aka they are telling us they are firing a lot of Democrat employees but it’s okay.

Oh yes and on games I often pause them to look up some random question like which skill is the best to inherit or something. I do soo much research on games I play despite my best intentions to just be in the moment.

Aka scrambling

Does he lick his paws after? Regardless that’s adorable!

So you’re saying roombas are more efficient than my adhd brain…

I’m not mad at it.

Good luck if your cat shits under the bed