Xariphon

Today on “Pillow or Bear Trap”…

Like having cancer and AIDS at the same time.

Sounds like how the people of Palestine feel all the time.

I used to do Renaissance Faires.

“Wild Mountain Thyme” was the song the entire cast sang together at the end of each day, my first year.

It hits me like a truck every time.

All 13 of Erebus’s Black Crusades aren’t better. >…>

The Horus Heresy. When you see what the Emperor’s vision actually was, and really get to compare it to the galaxy they got, it’s just… so much worse. And the galaxy is pretty goddamn bad to begin with. But you know there’s a special place at the very bottom of hell for Erebus.

Magnus did nothing wrong and Russ has fleas.

Any excuse to further marginalize young people and exclude them from society. Fellow old people never fail to disappoint me.

As all civilized people should.

I barely remember that show. Was that his character’s name?

I’ve always thought the name Buchanan sounded… Not cool per se but… Atmospheric? Like it could only belong to one of those old-money families up to their eyeballs in secret societies and mystery.

In an at-will state, which I think is most or all of them.

Right-to-work is different; it means you can’t be required to join a union in order to take a job.

These people are choosing to represent their country, not just going about their private business.

Nah.

I legit loved him in Barbie. Not even kidding. Like, the guy has made an entire career out of playing the forgettable Everyman, and he just lampshaded the fuck out of it. Low key hilarious.

Pharma Bro. Martin something? Even if I didn’t know he was a dogshit human being, he has a punchable face.

I’m interested but I’m not sure I have the brain cells for this right now.

If she hates it then maybe stop?

My wife and I do this, mostly because we’re both often doing stuff in the house, but also want to send each other cat pictures, which don’t demand an immediate response.

Kangaroos don’t but platypus do.

I mean, it’s also objectively true, but “leftist” and “true” align more often than not.