This is what a living Turducken looks like and you cannot convince me otherwise.

You guys know what V was trying to make happen, right? RIGHT?!

Here’s my take

I had to look it up.

It’s like an evaluation or restrospective analysis that you do after an IT incident has taken place, like all company servers being down for hours.

So I guess the joke here is that the guy has lost almost all his hair due to the stress of the incident.

No worries. No hopes saleman here.

Yeah, some days I feel like pressing a magic “instant permanent vanish” button.

At least I have a good partner in my life and on my new job I spend most of the day hyperfocused creating some scripts to make my tasks easier. I wish they would let me work remotely already tho, because I’m losing my shit after a month of full on-site work.

If I lose my partner, things may turn pretty dark, again.

Horrible place and bad English.

I’m amazed when companies can’t simply afford 100% remote work. IT’S FREE!

Not getting their kid properly checked for ADHD

Ah, it’s green(ish) again

The METALCHAD

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hapablabblab

Unless it turns out that only the supid MS one works on that specific company.

Sometimes I get obsessed with something at work, an issue or something that I can’t get to work and sometimes I continue what I was doing when I get home, depending on how tired and frustrated I am.

I work in IT.

I thought the drone may have been ruining the immersion, then saw the rows of parked cars on the left.

I wish the Earth became flat for a moment so we could throw all flat-earthers over the edge.

Zuckerbeard

The fucking needle-in-the-eye part from Dead Space.

Also, Scorn is kinda unsettling.

Most jewish men aren’t

Look at your hands

WRINKLED

You still old, fuck