Chance of him learning for said negative experience: 0%

Planes costs too much. Maganazis will use cattle cars.

15 to Stein who’s party didn’t contest most house or senate seats?

Hoping for a president with no house or senate support? WTF they gonna do?

Really?

Clinton???

Chonky kitty!

Rubles.

They did it for the rubles

Luckily Stein got lots of house and senate members elected to provide support to her platform… oh wait…

It will not involve lube.

It will not be pretty.

It will not be quick.

In Russian roulette, I might not die.

Or, my brains might explode out of my head to paint the wall in a vivid splatter.

Why the fuck would anyone play Russian roulette in the first place?

I heard if you coat your face in blood and lie down in long grass with your eyes closed, the leopards won’t ever find you!

Grandpa was telling you about 50 shades of grey?

Schools being effective might become far more difficult in the next few years, especially if Betsy DeVos gets her claws into it again.

“I’m voting for rapist” is a pretty shit message.

Chilling and saying hi to your neighbour is propaganda??

Dad was not lying on top of mum to squash her.

No matter how much 6yr old me was complaining after entering their room early one morning.

Hook me up with your dealer, as it seems they have some pretty potent stuff.

Spontaneously combust?

Agreed. Also seems people are keen to cut down tall poppy’s. Is slagging off Black in fashion now?

Hey (pointing skywards), is that a dro…

Something like this