Remember that if you criticize the Democratic party and don’t ‘vote blue no matter who,’ you’re a Russian operative undermining the US election process. It’s not that you have a fully functional brain and see both sides are actually all on one side. Russian operative. Only option.

/s, fucking Americans

Now you’re just being stupid. As much as I disagree with all the libs lambasting you here, you’re just an ostensibly more progressive version of daft.

For what it’s worth, much of the rest of the world agrees with you. What you’re saying is quite obvious outside the influence of 24/7 US propaganda. I lived in the US for nearly a decade and was astounded by the fervent support for the Democrats despite their steady march to the right and betrayal of their constituents in the name of bipartisanship.

Your two parties employ the good cop/bad cop routine on a national scale. Should you opt for the good cop over the bad? Absolutely, because anyone who refuses to engage in damage control is an idiot, but you mustn’t forget they’re both cops and on the same team. The good cop is only being helpful because they want something, so they’ll do as much as they need to get it and will ultimately side with the bad cop over you to please their bosses: American oligarchs.

Be smart with your vote and choose the good cop, but don’t stop there. Work to kick both cops the fuck out, end your police state, and wrest control of the country from the oligarchs orchestrating the entire farce.

Your comment is also lacking in useful information, but with the added flair of entitled condescension.

No one here owes you anything. You’re on the internet. If you want information, look it up yourself instead of whinging on about how someone else didn’t do the job for you.

Ahh, a bootstrapping list! Perhaps I’ll have it tattooed on the back of my hand.

I’d put even odds on you being dim versus trolling.

Oh do fuck off.

If you think you’re being super dismissive with the ‘not worth my time to read’ bit, you should it’s now well into being an overused Internet trope that makes one look childish and lazy.

Lol sure mate. It’s not your joke being a damp squib, it’s everyone else. Good luck with that.

From over here, it looks like you had a wee little tantrum and are scrambling to explain with an absolute shite story. Your ‘joke’ may not have been funny, but your response after certainly is.

Lol someone got upset they were corrected.

I know, I had hoped too. Many of us did.

I can’t help but think the current results were intentional. There are so many levels of command this had to go through that someone could have pulled the plug if it was just Diaper Don playing president again.

I feel like even Grok would have made better decisions than these morons.

So… it looks like I’m working for the poor man.

That’s honest work. Well done.

If communism worked, we’d be doing it.

Oh you sweet summer child.

Respectfully I am not willing to get into this debate.

And this is why you believe that. Head, meet sand.

Props for being polite about it though.

I found her plastic surgeon.

The dude will want for nothing.

We’re hoping he won’t get to bugger children any longer.

That makes sense. I’m not an American but lived in the country for a number of years, so I understand some but not much of the culture.

I now understand and agree completely!