If I give Trump a fancy enough model plane, can I have my own room in the white house?

I wish I were even half. She is an absolute badass, and frankly puts most of us to shame.

This world would be pretty amazing if the average Joe thought and acted the way she does.

Given Isreal’s track record lately, I’m kinda amazed they didn’t kill her.

By telling his base to eat shit and pretend it’s chocolate, to which his base will enthusiastically eat shit and pretend it’s chocolate.

This is MAGA we’re talking about - their orange god can do no wrong.

…I don’t think we can litigate the Nazis off the beaches of Normandy.

I don’t expect to ever happen across one of these from a normal transaction, but on the off chance I do, it’s getting a swastica stamped onto the forehead.

To recover the gold, we must slay the dragon.

…the past couple (or like… 7) decades must have been absolutely maddening.

Rest well ma’am.

I mean… It’s a testable hypothesis. 🤷‍♂️

I’m down for some science!

I got a bottle of champaign on standby.

Next president

I’m a little jealous of your optimism.

Fuck whoever downvoted you - guarantee you called it.

“authorizing Full Force, if necessary” to deal with “domestic terrorists”

Sup, troops. The man giving your orders is a domestic terrorist. Your oath is to the Constitution, not to a politician.

Act accordingly - it’s literally your job.

Here’s hoping at least one of those generals acts on their oath to defend the constitution from domestic threats.

The champaign is ready, but so is my expectation for disappointment.

Projection is one of their favorite tools.

Just another of many, many parallels the path we’re on has to Nazi and pre-Nazi Germany.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Wessel

If we already gotta do the time, might as well do the crime. /shrug

Iirc, the law specifies exposure of the female nipple and areola as the things that are indecent…

So… get some titty tassels with a large enough sticker plate to completely cover your areola, and you’re 100% legal!

You may consider also carrying a taser.

She’ll have my vote. …assuming there is actually a 2028 election. And that we’re not extinct by then.

Taco Bell has always been a particular case of “how the fuck are they still in business??” …on top of way over priced, subpar quality, and subpar taste, they sell a product in a saturated market, and nearly all of their competitors are better.

Even if we’re talking shitty fast food, there are dozens of Taco Bell like chains, and almost all of them are better than or at least equal to Taco Bell.

And outside of shitty fast food, actual Mexican food is all over the place. To include more authentic taquarias that usually sell tacos and burritos for like half of what Taco Bell does and their product is fucking delicious. We have one of those near were I live - right across the street from a Taco Bell… and every day Taco Bell has a line around the fucking building, while the cheaper, better, and ready-to-take-your-order place is right fucking there! Drives me insane.