Any of the Dark Souls. They’re hyped up for being difficult, but the only thing that makes them difficult is the clunky controls.

Like, I could make Pokemon Yellow equally difficult by taping a dish sponge to a Gameboy and requiring the player to operate the buttons through an inch of fluff.

The story’s kinda there if you dig for clues, but it comes off as random bullshit if you don’t.

They are fucking gorgeous, I’ll give em that.

I’ll never understand the ‘git gud’ circlejerk… I 100%'d DS2, and made it a good chunk through Elden Ring (think I was about 80% done before finally saying fuck it). I ‘got gud’… But DS never got fun.

I absolutely love the style, setting, visuals, and music - I really wanted to like DS… but the combat and clunky controls absolutely murder the experience.

For me at least… to each their own.

Professionally, never bitch down or laterally. If you’re going to bitch up, do so in private.

…I think that was from some war movie… Saving Private Ryan? But fuck if it isn’t solid advice!

The good news is we can correct that surgically. The bad news is… well…

8=

Wherever three consenting adults wanna make it happen.

Holy shit, that’s amazing.

POSTED 16 YEARS AGO?? Wasn’t that like… fuckin’ SNES or some shit?? 💀

Well boys, the precedent is set.

*cocks sandwich*

Seeing a lot of hate for their food… I haven’t been to a subway in probably over a decade (or two, even…), but I don’t remember them being bad. Overpriced maybe, but once the sub is actually in your hands it’s alright, isn’t it?

Or did they enshittify since then? …actually stupid question, every fucking fast food chain has enshittified since then.

Yeah, fair enough.

And who fuckin knows on the Republican nominee… I’m sure if MTG says enough slurs, or stomps on enough puppies, or shoots enough kindergartens, etc, on live TV the republican voter base could be persuaded to overlook the fact that she’s a woman. She’s already got behaving like a fucking dumbass down to a science, and the R’s love that shit, so… as Republican standards go for presidential material go, she checks a lot of the boxes.

Disagree. For one, it’d be an underwhelming point as a historic marker if it’s the only option. And two, we haven’t gotten a female president yet cuz the women we keep running are shit candidates. Sexism is absolutely a factor, but I don’t think it compares to the absolute fuckton of baggage (actual or perceived - doesn’t matter) that comes with Hillary, or Harris’s last minute embrace of Israel’s genocide.

We haven’t actually tried running a woman who’s also a decent human being. AOC would wipe the floor with her opponent’s face, regardless of that opponent’s gender.

Not really necessary to apply some special meaning to it. He acts in a way that consistently and deliberately does harm to our nation. Winning an election vs not is moot - it doesn’t matter (in the context of whether or not he’s an enemy) how he came into power, what matters is what he’s done with that power, which has been to divide our nation, sever our ties to our allies, destroy our economy, weaken our rights, and strengthen our other enemies.

Per our military’s own standards, that makes him a legitimate tactical target the same as any other enemy combatant or their chain of command.

Yea it’s simplistic - that’s by design. On paper, even your run of the mill e-nothing grunt should be able to figure this out. …and it’s not that they can’t figure it out; their either too cowardly to act on it, or are also traitors and gleefully complicit in our country’s nose dive.

There’s a 100% chance that would result in me being killed without actually accomplishing any service to our country.

The wild part is we’ve got an entire military full of people who do have the means to make it happen, and are oath-bound to defend the constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic… but instead of acting on their oath, they just keep following the domestic enemy’s orders like good little Nazis.

If one of those folks could actually do the job our tax dollars are paying them to…

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Don’t let the smouldering descent hit your ass on the way out!

…now do the people actively destroying our country, please.

…again?

Sorry Ukraine - didn’t mean to let our trash blow into your yard.

Please kill him swiftly before he has the chance to do any tangible damage to your nation. May his corpse nourish a few sunflowers.

…how many bugs -and I don’t mean the crawly critters- do you think are making it into the whitehouse through all these renovations?

In the fantasy world of a functional US government following the Trump regime, how do you even handle this? Everything he touches is a gigantic liability.

I think at this point I’d have the WH converted into a museum highlighting shit like the dangers of misinformation, and just pick up ops from one of the military bases that we’re sure Trump never set foot in.

If that’s not an instance yet, it needs to be.

There’s still Templar and Dragon!

All you need to do now is inhale a bee and trash your apartment with the superpowers it gives you.

Maybe take the Civil War reenactment approach and use explosives next time? What better way to honor out heritage??

He can read it just fine - the problem there is our impotent legal system.

It really is a slap in the dick that climate collapse according to the livable ranges for human life, seems to equate to a climate utopia for some of this planet’s worst creatures.

Like… If we’re gonna create an apocalypse anyway, is it really too much to ask to fuck the planet in a way that makes mosquitoes extinct before humans??