Lil President Millie is a sad, weird, little man.

Whoopsie daisy. I stawted a nucweaw mewtdown.

“Whoopsie daisy. I started a nuclear meltdown.”

Whistles and walks away

One of the sources, a federal law enforcement official, said the investigation “came to a standstill.”

Yeah, fairly sure that it doesn’t matter to Trumpie.

Zero tolerance for those who can’t do anything about it. Those who can do something about it, get the stern warning.

Having a cat is like being locked in a battle of wills except the cat always win.

Fairly sure someone needs to identify as a women to be considered a women.

This reminds of all those memes about Dads who didn’t want cats. Then Dad loves the cat.

First you get the caps. Then you get the power.

Whew. So glad we elected Labour Conservative Labour.

Girlbossing shitty policies.

This is why I started hoarding bottle caps.

The Cat Distribution System may reward you with a cat.

Jail is only for only the poors.

“What size is in your pants?”

“A 9mm caliber pistol.”

Man committs heinous sex crimes against children, nothing bad happens. Tale as old as time when it comes the elites.

We actually arrest Nazis!? Even in the UK!?

Petey will just be replaced with another Trumpie sycophant.

A woke officer arrested one of our strong ICE agents. We need to send in the Fascist Taskforce and replace that loser governor of Florida.

And invite journalists to their secret chat.