Gold star Attorney General qualities. Trump does surround himself with the best.

[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Fuentes’ porch]
fluxion: Oh my God, Old Man Fuentes hates shit.
bastion: Shh, here he comes.
Old Man Fuentes: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Charlie, it’s one of those flaming bags again.
Charlie: Don’t put it out with your boots, Nick.
Old Man Fuentes: Don’t tell me my business, Devil Man. Call the fire department, this one’s outta control.
[Old Man Fuentes steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]
Old Man Fuentes: Eck, poop again.
fluxion: He called the shit “poop”.
[fluxion, ShaggySnacks, and bastion laugh hysterically]
bastion: This is the best night of my life.
[They continue laughing]
Old Man Fuentes: I’ll get you damn kids for this. You’re all gonna die.

Ah the classic way to say hello in Australian.

Nah, it would be more like Dictator Beatings.

I live for that imitation gruel. It’s what keeps me going with producing Gucci wallets for the streets of Hong Kong.

COVID-19 was the warm up round.

Oh man, it sounds like the fascist out group just keeps growing.

I like Burn It Down Tuesdays.

An armed minority is harder to oppress.

Your wife’s boyfriend.

Lidia Thorpe is not wrong when Briitish colonialism fucked the world. The British should be held accountable for that. However, this arguement can be made to absolve the Australian government of their fuckery with indigenous people.

Sure, Australia didn’t become federate until the early 1900s. However, I would imagine sometime prior to that Australia was acting more or less as an independent country.

Doubtful, the US will veto the email at the Security Council meeting.

You can’t have drawing submissions unless some draws a penis.

Best idea ever

Fuck you, I am going to do what I want.

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N…Nuance? In this day! In this age! In this post! Completely on Lemmy?!?

I would like to see the source for this meme.

I thought Monopoly ended when someone decides to flip the board and start a revolution.

Honestly, Bitty had my vote for simply being a cat. Cause cats don’t care human rights. They only care about being treated like the gods.

I hope you took care of Kitler well. I would hate to see what would have happened, if you didn’t.