My grandpa always just called it “The ant races”

What an adorable bandit-loaf

There are vending machines but they generally don’t serve hot food or nearly the same amount of variety as Japanese machines do. Usually only soft drinks and shelf-stable snacks like candy bars, chips, cookies or crackers.

Probably could be called agnostic or maybe deist. I’m not super familiar with either but that might be what you’re looking for

A surprising number of hospitals use it to deploy their electronic charting / PACS software

Danger mustache

Ohhh what a happy lad, must be a very good salad

I had a green boy like this on my porch the other day. Seemed rather polite so I left him to do porch things un bothered.

Five hundred cigarettes.

Careful where you step, there’s shit on the floor!

Nestle bottles a bunch of their water from “municipal supply in Hialeah FL” so a ton of it tastes like toilet

The one on the right looks like a 14 pin molex connector. You can buy the plug by itself and make a connector, but finding the pinout is going to be a bitch. As for the one on top, it looks like maybe a USB2.0 motherboard socket.

Yes.

The weight of approximately one paper clip

That’s exactly what it is

Now THAT’S a mouse pad! My brother had that same one like 20+ years ago holy shit that thing is a blast from the past

This was surprisingly informative, I came in fully expecting just “haha big american cars are dumb and here’s the slightest smattering of data to back it up” but this went so far as to explain what the specific problem was and how to fix it. Thanks for sharing!

TWIST THAT DICK!

The video of the actual incident is wild. He mag dumps his cruiser with a completely unaware suspect in it and only by luck doesn’t hit him