Which ironically makes them all look more life like

It’s great if the concept of a conscience is disgusting to you and you’re proud of all the progress you made that was even partly because of the things you’re trying to get rid of

It’s also amazing that they’re “perfectly compatible” with the first teenage boy their parents let her talk to for more than 4 minutes alone

Some say it’s vain to make your tires look like your brain but sometimes you just have to go with what you feel

My household all has iPhones but me. They go through at minimum 3 a year

I’m still on the same USB C cable I kept from my pixel 1, and I use it on my 7, still use the same car charging cord from 7 years ago too

I feel that way when I stressed about doing something for days and when I finally did it it took 20 minutes

I used regular lists on Twitter till I stopped using it a few months ago. No ads, chronological order. It was good

But people I followed, I started seeing only replies from shitstain bluetlickers so I dropped it for good

Agree on Skiff. It’s like the app keeps reloading like if you used an ereader to check your mail

When the cicadas were here my 8 year old just constantly freaked out. They’re everywhere so it was all the time freakouts.

I forced her to hold one and she was fine for the rest of the summer

Other times I tell them their mouths are so small it’s impossible to break your skin so what are you worried about?

That 90% of the people who don’t watch sports on Cable TV subsidize it to the tune of 10% of their bill for the 10% of people who watch it

You didn’t even have to say German

Yeah maybe it’s a mistranslation about something like isn’t open to change or new ideas

“critical materials”

Could mean lithium or cobalt or something that’s harder to come by than steel or aluminum

As long as they start using real words instead of u r finna bullshit, I’m fine with it

How’s child care? Is that a thing?

In the states you pretty much need a $50k job just to cover daycare for 2 kids. And that’s assuming your spouse covers food, housing, cars, etc

I don’t know how most families afford more than 1 kid, if any, based on salaries/pay in the US

Murder is the worst thing you can do. For doing it, we will murder you

So weird

Universe’s response: it’s only like 500 humans on your planet that are causing the issues. Maybe kill them?

Yes the country that censors everything, everyone, and has an entire setup to stifle information is the good guy

If China didn’t make cheap shit we’d treat them with the same relevancy as any other country you can’t think of

Stop giving money to oppressive and evil empires

And don’t even try to do a conversion of text to numbers in a big column. There’s a super fast way (name is eluding me) but if you respond to the error popup I imagine it looks at each cell of text, thinks says, “abracadabra you’re now a number!” for every row. It takes that long