Completing one task is literally infinitely better than completing zero tasks.

Comes with a drone that floats behind you and blasts you if you don’t spend at least .5 seconds looking at ads on the street.

Knowledge of the sacred texts is required for enlightenment.

You took me seriously but here I was on my fishing trip 🎣

Ragebait is a fake concept invented by woke liberal media

That was my intuition, thanks!

Interesting, thanks! I’m asking because I definitely go through a lot of these, especially hyperfocus, but it doesn’t feel debilitating in the way I’m sure it is for some.

Forgive my ignorance, but isn’t that how all people’s brains work, except it’s harder for ADHD peeps to regulate?

Brits naming towns be like:

Damn now I kinda wanna buy it…

She’s actually flaunting her riches to make you feel worse

Sorry boss my copilot requires a nap and a snack to continue.

Sorry but it’s pretty well established that teeth developed because our skeletons wanted some air.

“I love you, son”

“Thanks, buddy 👍”

IRL Palico???

It gets more fun when you get older and you realise you’re mostly just a tired person.

How else would I keep up with what’s happening?

They saw the person and ran with it

Good on you for doing your best!

Time to wage war on the swamp people!