Eh, just aim him at the Tesla that went to space.

I think trees was just weed users got there first

If things are bad enough to be worth a protest then it’s probably always best to be at least a bit cautious, and your phone is one of the worst possible things you could have on you.

The issue started when Russia invaded, after the last time they invaded, after the time before that they invaded. Russia gave a peace treaty, broke it themselves, and is now having a 3 day military operation show that the country is not particularly powerful in a military fashion.

Russia invaded before any NATO stuff happened though? Repeatedly, time after time? Almost like Putin is an evil piece of shit you support?

When I got my key stuck in the ignition I turned it hard enough the metal part of the key twisted a lot. At least it didn’t damage anything not already broken.

I’ve worked on my own car 4 times, started 1 fire and 1 almost fire.

I’ve stopped working on my own car now for related reasons lmao

Presuming any kind of skill. Some of us are the kind of idiot that makes cotton wool dangerous.

Famous sayings so not equal reality.

If you haven’t ridden a bike in 20 years, go try it. But now 2000 years.

Germany makes new words by squishing preexisting words together so if they don’t already they can quite easily make one

That’s basically just chaotic neutral

My underscreen one is excellent and works 99% of the time. That still leaves it significantly worse than rear fingerprint sensor. RIP the best unlock method.

You are underestimating how good a cheap coffee grinder is. 10 seconds to do what a manual grinder takes minutes to do, costs the same despite being powered, and it can do half an Oz at a time, more if I feel like being careful. One day it’ll be too gummed up for the motor, and then I’ll go spend another 15 AUD for another one, unless it’s gone up in the years I expect it to last.

Grind weed up, some weed left in grinder. Run out of weed, scrape grinder out for the last cone or 2.

Does it count as a memory if you are aware that it did happen but don’t remember it? There’s probably a better way of saying it.

I am aware I played mini golf and did fucking terribly at 3, ramps are bullshit and all, but I don’t remember doing it, simply that it happened.

Bought a cheap coffee grinder for this job, definitely scraped it out a couple weeks ago.

I could list ‘works with wildly dangerous substances in a public environment’ or ‘drug dealer’ and both are technically accurate.

I work at a petrol station and between caffeinated drinks, the medical aisle and cigarettes, I sell a lot of drugs. Dangerous substances being the 100,000 litres of aggressively flammable fluid we stand on all day.

No, it’s just a bird feeder not a squirrel feeder. At least until the squirrels manage to change the signage, which they probably could if they tried hard enough.

Squirrels eat the bird food meant for the birds and are extremely hard to stop

More unpopular opinion, jeans are the worst type of pants that I’ve ever had the displeasure of wearing.