Person: “Why should that make such a… difference?”

Bear: “Well, you see, you use different moves when you’re fighting half a dozen people than when you only have to be worried about… one.”

Girl: “And then my ears, I understand let’s get on with it.”

Cat: “WRONG. Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.”

Lol, close but not quite what he said. Sorry if you were making a joke. The actual quote was “you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall.”

• Grill cheez
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• No Pepsi Grill cheez

This recommendation gets passed around a lot online, but usually doesn’t include the reason why it works so well. From a scientific standpoint, it’s because cats movement works off of 5G, which is reflected by heavy gauge tinfoil when the shiny side is facing out. It’s not surprising that sites mostly controlled by the government don’t want that information distributed.

STEP THREE: They are altering the deal.

STEP FOUR: Pray they don’t alter it any further.

Is good luck put spaghetti down sink sometimes. High quality no cheap stuff

Cannibalism

Legends foretold the day that someone would make it through the Cat Store self-checkout area

Found the guy who has their HUD turned off

State Anthem of the Soviet Union plays in background

Oh man, how nice is it to hip-slam the hell outta that drawer, knowing your forks and spoons will be lovingly cradled

I dunno, my ex used to go to book club meetings all the time and wouldn’t be back until the next morning

Lol… “your” life. Sure, friend.