He has a very punchable face.

Very judgmental kitty 😸

ONE OF US ONE OF US

I read this as “de gato.” Thought you were being cheeky lol got a good laugh out of me.

Oh my gourd!

Do the opposite, don’t make eye contact and walk fast. The good old fashioned diarrhea walk. Anyone tries to stop you, tell them whatever poop related excuse comes to mind.

Sounds like he’s the acting landlord coming to check on his properties and tenants but more importantly he’s there to collect. 😸

👁️👃👁️

Find a excuse to get physical therapy.

Happy dia de la independencia 🇲🇽

Poor mouse.

Yes.

💀

I used soundboards with my friends. My favorite was Betty Grovenstein, she was a sex hotline worker with a nasally New Englander accent.

Agreed. I really like eating a banana and drinking milk with it. Low key but hella satisfying, decent nutrition and zero prep.

If looks could kill, we would all be dead by now. Dapper pup!

Gun Daddy*

“Baby” is in your name so it checks out.

Omg the carrot cake is delicious. Everything I’ve tried has been on point.

Perfect fit.