Actual “Song of the witches” from Macbeth
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and howlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Cool it with a baboon’s blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.
We will not find the solution to eternal youth in a Lemmy Shitpost.
Remember when we thought it was Olive oil and salads? Or when it was…
Turned out it was universal healthcare?
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Postgre is still better than MongoDB so I am okay with this.
Every. Every single project. Who could have predicted our data would become relational?
I would imagine because you spend way more time watching millennial YouTubers than you do hanging out with high school ers
Really??
You don’t think it has already begun?
At that point you might end up happier as a brain in a jar.
They are already deeply unhappy broken individuals. They have everything and can’t get any more unhappy.
What makes you think they are all there mentally now?
It’s unethical to diagnose, and treat, a friend/family member if you are that close.
Also given that one of the Frontline treatments for ADHD is a controlled substance - it would be a very bad look.
That said, if this is the doctor’s specialty - it is very odd that they do not know of a colleague they could refer to.
And another professor will tell you to avoid filler words.
They don’t “grow” out of it. That is an outdated belief
They just “cope”, or “pass” as normal better.
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/does-adhd-go-away#can-it-go-away
Please get the diagnosis even if you plan to do absolutely nothing with it.
It opens doors
Individual Education Plans
Scholarships for additional services/materials even while attending primary school.
Scholarships for College
I literally have a scholarship right now for my 5 yr old daughter. The scholarship covers speech therapy, occupational therapy, and I have left overs to purchase equipment like a pc for her use but I will likely put it into a 529 for her.
If she receives this scholarship for even a few years - her college will be all covered.
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Step One) Get a 20,000 decibel communicator to scare tigers…
That isn’t meme-able.
Needs to be some dumb shit like
FROG: Federation Reborn Outside Government
Then they’ll share more Pepe memes