PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]

All questions about our political alignment are answered by this handy chart

Fix your heart or die.

Edit: removed the snark because you do appear to be taking criticism, which is something someone with terminal reactionary brainworms does not do. Self criticism helps us grow and get better opinions, and I hope you’ll reevaluate Hexbear differently now that you see where we’re coming from

Hey everybody, here’s the very first usage of “unga bunga”

Only those toxic Hexbears could possibly criticize this

They don’t and they never do

Why are you talking like Ebenezer Scrooge

edit: and nothing of value is lost.

Behold the Redditor

Truly providing sources is the most violent thing one can do to a liberal

Stay classy with the slurs friendo

A complete disregard of my health and safety

Oh wait, that already happened years ago

Ty 😊

I see, that explains all the drooling liberals like yourself ITT. HOW MUCH IS WASHINGTON PAYING YOU TO PRETEND TO BE A

So why are the comments suspicious

Is being uninformed suspicious?

Please calm down, I’m worried about your mental health please

Are we uninformed or in the pay of sinister Anti-American forces?

Have you tried shutting your eyes, putting your fingers in your ears and singing loudly

Wow this is so epic. You win the Internet gentlesir