My Grandpa was in the military, and he went to prison for being mean to Nazis.

Of course that was a German POW prison.

And by being mean I mean dropping bombs on them from his B-24.

That headline will end with the 79.

It will be something like “Trump, Self Made Billionaire Who Led America Through Turbulent Times Dead at 79.”

That’s my prediction, anyway.

The doctor had tears in his eyes and he said, “sir, this was a stroke of genius.” You know my uncle was a genius, very good brain, good genes, that I can tell you.

Why’d we have to look it up ourselves? You couldn’t just tell us? 😂🤣 OK, OK, yeah that would definitely be poetic justice. But the Wikipedia entry I read says it’s only suspected of being a cause, so 🤷‍♂️

Huh, but only one of those groups voted to stop them. Weird.

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Cashier’s checks and bank balances. You gotta read the fine print.

Boy they really can move in a hurry when they want to, eh? Remember all that “wheels of justice grind slowly” bullshit when they were dragging ass for months to keep trumps fat ass out of jail?

So just impeach him then.

We’ve been conditioned to fear socialism our entire lives but it’s hard not to notice that capitalism is robbing us blind.

Congratulations on the new RV, Roberts!

It even says “then-president” in the text they quoted. How embarrassing.

Yeah, I’m pretty sure Biden’s getting chemo now. I imagine he’s not up to doing that, but it’s a pretty funny idea…

Every time he posts something on his little Twitter imitation the media says something like, “Trump proves he’s alive by posting that…”

Now I’m not a conspiracy theorist and frankly I doubt Trump is sick, but this drives me nuts. A post on social media proves nothing. Anyone could have written that. Now we’ve got two cases of golf photos being released and treated by the media as definitive, when one is absolutely old and the other was also rumored to be outdated.

Have there been any public appearances since he “resurfaced “? If there had been I’m sure I would’ve read about them.

Again, I don’t buy the theory that he is dead or dying, but something is weird. He normally never stays out of the spotlight.

Yeah. Unfortunately he did. He learned that he can get away with absolutely anything.

Good news but I have every confidence that Iowa republicans will somehow dredge up someone even worse.

Well, I’ll be.

A. No he ain’t ready B. If?

But “absolutely nothing” is what they’re good at.

Welp. They sure voted for one, based on all the trump billboards in soybean fields I observed last fall while driving through us farm country.

(And also based on exit polling, which I imagine is more reliable, but going by my sign in field gauge gives me that folksy touch).