To be fair, that’s the only kind we know.

Not without armed resistance.

Better than leaf. I know who I am. Harm reduction.

The three “brands” they tested are all from the same outfit, who most certainly sources them all from the same sweatshop in China. This does not apply to all disposables by any stretch. There’s plenty of better reasons to dunk on disposables.

They’re still perfectly fine with and approve of all the other bullshit coming out of this administration. Just because they’re broken clocks about this thing doesn’t mean they’re redeemed.

Removed by mod

Yet.

I’ll take “Sandpaper” for $200, Alex.

Vigorous enforcement is necessary, but there’s that whole “in group, out group, protect, bind” thing.

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And how much dip did you accidentally swallow while frothing with rage?

As a driver or an employee?

Anyone who was around in the 50s and old enough then to have been aware of the economy and wages at the time would have been born in the 30s.

Which means they would be between 85 an d 95 years old right now, if they’re still alive.

The people who are nostalgic for the 1950s are nostalgic for what they’ve been told about the 1950s.

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Dipstorm.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

They’ll also tow it to their impound lot, and you will have to pay the towing and storage fees to get it back.

Clearly, he didn’t recognize that they weren’t giving him the awards.

Edit: Oh, wait. FIFA did give him the trophy.

Not being rude, just honest, but fine.

Fine. Since I’m apparently “rude,” I’ll elaborate.

Your wife goes missing. As the spouse, you are the prime suspect. The police are far less interested in finding your wife than they are in arresting the person they think is responsible for your wife’s being missing. They are going to interrogate you, in one of those tiny rooms with no windows where they put themselves between you and the door, and get more and more inside your personal space. For hours, and they’re going to treat you as though you are guilty, because they want you to confess to a crime. They want you to incriminate yourself.

You’re already super stressed about your wife being missing, maybe you’re wondering where your kids are and the stress they’re under. Do you have a dead solid alibi? Are you sure? The police are allowed to lie to you; you are not allowed to lie to them. Are you certain you won’t even misspeak? Because what you consider a mistake, they will consider a lie, and that makes you even more a suspect. Are there any other uncomfortable facts in your life? Affairs, money trouble, arguments, drugs? Is anyone undocumented? All that shit is about to come out, all that shit will be used against you.

Are you mentally capable of navigating this situation, where there’s a real chance of your being imprisoned for who knows how long? No, you are not.

Unless you want to load more trouble on top of the trouble that’s already there, you will not speak to the police without your lawyer present.