The plane crashed after jumping out of a window.
The plane crashed after jumping out of a window.
The low light of the room and the human brain’s tendency to use short cuts makes your eyes perceive a distorted reflection of yourself after you stare at the reflection for a while.
If you’re on acid, maybe.
“TikTok is just like reading a book”
-OP
Please don’t make me feel old.
I’ve stopped giving handshakes to almost anyone, favouring the ol’ terrorist fist jab instead. I get awkward reactions sometimes but some people seem to get why. Masking up again is gonna be fun, can’t wait to hear the vaxxosckeptics tell me all about how everything is a hoax again.
She knows what’s good for her kid, okay? She doesn’t need no libral scientologist with made up studies telling her smoking causes cancer when she’s been doing her own research on YouTube proving cancer comes from vaccines.
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