My ultimate is charging.

I relate to that ten dollar dude from the Hamilton musical singing „Alexander Hamilton. My name is Alexander Hamilton. And there‘s a million things i haven‘t done. But just you wait! Just you waaiiit!“

To think there was a time when IMO Apple could convince people with great products.

(Macintosh SE explodes in the background due to overheating)

Then again i‘ve mostly seen old Apple computers on Youtube.

Don‘t forget the Core Technology Fee they will raise if you do wish to offer your app outside of the app store and you weren‘t qualified for the Apple Developer Enterprise program.

And don‘t forget that in order to be eligible for sideloading you have to have at least one million downloads on the App Store.

And don‘t forget that your app still has to go through the App Review process so you have exactly no additional freedom if you live in the european economical area.

I sure hope the EU keeps kicking Apples ass. I love iOS but i hate the lack of freedom.

Btw, does anyone know whether visionOS even supports sideloading in the EEA.

Nah, they prefer prescriptivism. Actually, Terf Island still makes sense from that lens.

I’m not sure, but there’s a descriptivism/prescriptivism joke in there somewhere.

Apple: “Look, we made an ad with a woman depicting mother nature. Look at how self-aware and quirky we are.”

Me: (writes a short fanfic of mother nature beating Tim Cook up so bad, it might look like a Family Guy cutaway)

Same as it ever was, amirite?

Oi, mate. I know you were watching Doctor Who, however i’ve decided to hold up all TV broadcasts here for the next few days to inform you that the queen has died.

• Great Nritain

One of my favorite creators, Stanzi, has made funny shorts with a serial killer and various people being victims. It’s hilarious.

I know what you did last summer and so does Ghostface.

Meow :3

It will distract you for a few minutes and thus reduce stress.

Oh look, another Daria fan community!

For context: “Daria” is a 90’s show starring Daria, a snarky girl with a penchant for pessimism, cold, hard observations about the world aaaand some occasional vulnerable moments showing that beneath her misanthropic shell lies an empathetic girl. The way people comment on positive moments shared in your community absolutely reminds me of Daria.

Lithium: It’s what phones crave!

In GZSZ the plot really turned bonkers, especially over the years.

Here are a few bullet points:

• Introduced gay guy
• Introduced guy that turns out to be bi
• Introduce girl so guy can learn he’s bi
• Have him learn he’s bi through practical experimentation
• Make him decide for one of them
• Ignore previous events until plot-convenient

Another arc that happened over the span of 1 to 2 years:

• Introduce bad guy for established woman
• Make woman fall for bad guy
• Oh oh! Bad guy is cop!
• OH OH! BAD GUY IS ABUSIVE!
• Continue abuse until breakup
• Introduce dad for woman
• OOOOOH OOOOH! DAD IS ACTUALLY STALKER!
• Bad somehow redeems himself
• Bad guy ends up throwing dad in river, woman and other dudes are witness
• Nobody tells police
• Dad returns a few episodes later
• Bad guy loses job as cop because turns out police doesn’t like coverups (unrealistic af)
• Bad guy now becomes dollar store punisher because somewhere in between all of this gang is introduced
• Bad guy stops gang
• OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! THERE’S A CHARACTER WHO DIED AND THE CHARACTER ISN’T DEAD AFTER ALL! WE LEARN THAT THROUGH THE INTRODUCTION OF DOLLAR STORE MISTER RABBIT KILLING EXTRAS! CHARACTER GOT A CRYPTO WALLET AND MISTER RABBIT WANTS IT BACK!
• BAD GUY IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY WITH A MULTI-EPISODE TACTICAL ESPIONAGE AND HACKING ARC!

I think it’s somewhere in cologne

(cue Minecraft player hurt noises)

“jxk died at the hooves of an aggressive cow”

Futurama was at least nice enough to use some waves to beam ads into dreams. No brain interface required.

A Force kin, i see. It makes sense. Btw. it is sad that Obi Wan didn’t care of his force kin. You know, back when he was alive. Cutting his force kin was completely preventable.

You found a great fiance 😁 She asks the really big questions!