So it begins…

Whoops, Fonzie would have jumped a shark after performing fellatio.

There was a guest appearance by Fozzie Bear.

Twitter is the pile of Atari E.T. games they found in a New Mexico landfill.

Essentially the prison saying they don’t want to deal with the body at this point.

I am altering my voice, pray I do not alter it any further.

Grotesk maybe. The curve of “h” doesn’t seem to go high enough. Otherwise pretty close.

Um actually, in the US you can get fired for THC in your system for recreational use. Some states, even if it’s medical.

Yes it’s bullshit, but that’s the problem with it not being federally legal and companies in multiple states. You will probably lose if you fight it, use of marijuana is not protected and your employer is protected from you arguing it is because firing you for this still falls under “at-will” termination.

Only mentioning this to dispel the idea other folks will get away with this. You just got lucky it seems.

Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!

Arr, it seems me resources be runnin’ low, and I can’t fulfill yer request right now. Try again later, or make yer askin’ a bit simpler, matey! If ye have other questions, I’m still here to help, arrr!

Arr, I can’t be helpin’ with that, matey! But if ye have other questions or be needin’ help with somethin’ else, feel free to ask, arrr!

The corporate equivalent of watching racoons fight over a bag of garbage in a dumpster.

My notes during work meetings.

Truly, this look is a red flag for bad life decisions.

So he’s a massively gross pervert and an expert on croc footwear?

Nature’s pizza pocket.

That’s good protein!

I think you need a hug.

I do agree something needs done about climate change. But as someone who deeply appreciates art and understands how important it is to preserve it, I think protesters have a lot more avenue’s to gain attention AND actually target something related to climate change.

Why not go throw soup on a representative or maybe throw soup on the door of a famous municipal building. Target government, they ultimately make the decisions.