Avari.

The unwilling elves who refused the great journey!

Bus lines terminal.

Like this.

I am pleased that you didn’t use A or Z.

Quality shitpost, sir!

Ooohhh, keycap issue.

Nice.

I need an explanation of Infowars. I’m guessing it’s something that really needs made fun of.

What’s the desk?

Wtf are these numbers?!

Space them in a pressurized suit with their dicks sticking out with a flange/gasket type thing so they ejaculate their whole guts out where their penis used to be!

Okay, but hear me out. Space keel hauling. Dress them such that they stay alive for a while in the horrors of space!

Can it work entirely locally?

They call it attention deficit because you’re not paying attention to them enough and they NEED your attention!

You don’t pay them then.

Nanny State. Been saying it.

Hyperbolic time chamber PLEASE!

Yup.

Sounds so much nicer to say “killing everyone” instead of “genocide” right?

I’m not even reading the article. It’s gonna be Nestle.

70% of people are women and children.