You forgot to factor in the importance of “owning the libz” to these people

Can’t wait to wear one of those tshirts when I go to church

(jk guys)

What do they win? Hopefully shampoo

Rinse and repeat

Donnie and the giant peachment

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They’re pretty bad but you can get lucky. I had a long-ish relationship come out of them. I’ve had a ton of long term flirts that came out of them. It’s fun and nice to flirt with people slowly and every once in a while for like 5+ years lol.

That being said, I’ve been off them for a year. I prefer to meet people in real life when that’s a possibility.

The funny part is that my phone always falls from my pocket

Sorry Trump, even the shit-your-pants prize is for liberals only

That’s what I mean. It’s boring but you can do it for hours. Most other boring things people will just quit and do something else.

But it’s a satisfying boredom, weirdly enough

The cat after being brought down: aw shit here we go again

You after seeing your cat got back on the roof: aw shit here we go again

I’ve heard that a Claude 4 model generating code for an infinite amount of time will eventually simulate a monkey typing out Shakespeare

Just make the noise please

“Touch grass”

…

“Dear god what is he doing with the blades of grass?”

Pull the lever then do an arm pump so the trolley honks its horn

Speaking of fragility