Assuming Bernie could get on the ticket, I absolutely believe people would have voted for him.

The problem is of course getting him on the ticket.

I’ve had bad anxiety my entire life, but I never felt like I really had social anxiety before the pandemic. Now I have a hard time talking to pretty much anyone unless they talk to me first.

Dude I’d kill for the opportunity to get my hands on a half-decent CRT

Do you think CRTs just magically disappeared after the turn of the millennium?

I’ve never heard of this guy. Is he literally just a Fox News anchor?

I don’t make banana bread very often because I make a damn good banana bread from a recipe my mother showed me (that I’m certain she got online) and I have absolutely zero self control, so the entire load will be gone in two to three days.

I’m not on the same act, but I will say I tried this to little avail.

They really could start publishing real news stories and no one would know the difference

Are there hammers you don’t buy for life?

Open source soldering iron? How does that work?

No one respects international law like Uncle Sam and his buddies!

Can’t wait to see if my uni’s board puts up a fight or bends over like a bitch.

I bet you can guess which one I’m predicting

Lmao

No it’s okay we have nukes.

I’m trying to be satirical but I can’t really think of another argument

This guy is about to become Ambassador to Israel btw

This has the same energy as when North Korea criticized us for our COVID response.

Not exactly, it sounds more like he’s calling everyone around trump gay, and they’re all trying to convince Trump to try sucking dick. Putin’s dick to be specific.

Wow America, we really fucked up.

Boris fucking Johnson is criticizing us, and he’s right.

Looking back I provided absolutely zero context to that statement lol.

Their shirts. Men’s button-up shirts, especially if they were white, would always have a big brown stain on inside collar where the shirt would rub up on the back of your neck. Those went in the trash.

Literally Bernie Sanders for the 8 years