During the pandemic I moved to the country, stopped using social media, and got a remote working job. I think the people who used to know me assume I’m dead.

He would have had to get that past the Senate, which he never really had.

Ruling parties are being flipped all over the world because inflation has been bad since Covid. It’s a pity your only other option was Trump.

There will come a time when Trump is not physically able to keep campaigning. You might not be rid of MAGA come that day, but Trump won’t last forever.

Don’t call yourself an asylum seeker. Generally the rest of the world welcomes American immigrants, but we all get a bit antsy when it comes to helping people who actually need help.

Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.

Nah just trace a picture of Dickbutt.

Thank you for posting these beautiful cats. What it Miez wearing on her neck?

No, cat properly.

I would adore a Mainecoon.

I reckon it’s impossible to filter out my emotional reaction to the song’s cultural baggage.

I hate the psychology. Those ads are designed by experts to make you less happy than you were before you saw the ad. Yes, even the ads full of happy people bouncing around. The ads full of moving life events set to piano music. The ads about “that … feeling”. They’re designed to make you dissatisfied and depressed. Fuck ads.

You know, maybe I could have changed that in the last few months. Eaten better, exercised more. I guess the truth is I wasn’t expecting this repost.

Literally communism.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-gruesome-history-of-eating-corpses-as-medicine-82360284/ is fun

It was doing fine where it was.

I think its country of origin has the best claim.

Society: Shake what your Momma gave ya!

You: *Waggles card

They give you a card?

“I disagree! Also: rape.”