Hextic

Sheogorath strikes again

Try heroin lol

So that’s where all the damn Pi4s went.

I ain’t no squealer.

All the wokies are woking it up causes it to get hotter

AI will start accidentally creating new slang which the young generation will start incorporating ironically until it sticks to the point us old heads will start saying it unironically (like how my 40 year old ass been saying ‘yeet’ lately) and then boom, it’s part of the normal language.

No balls

I’m banking (ha) that most web dev is lazy and won’t change shit that isn’t broken. It’ll be YouTube mainly since Google hasn’t figured out how to stop uBlockO.

Most other websites are probably not worth it and the Internet is designed day one to route around damage. A whole bunch of Blogspam SEO sites banning Firefox is a win.

Otherwise they’re be a addon extensions for Firefox developed in a week probably to “fake” it.

Magic 8 ball should be a 2000s era horror thriller.

Teenagers fate (played by obvious 30 year olds) is dictated by the results of a possessed ball. Signs point to Death 💀 in theaters, whenever.

Hot wheels should play it straight as a Racing movie but those damn orange loopty loop tracks, which again is so normal in that universe nobody brings it up. Wanna see some sick ass hot rods too.

Barney vs Godzilla. Let’s go. Will Love triumph over thunder?

Let’s do a Super Soaker movie but it’s the 8 hour war with the aliens from Signs.

No

People dress up as cowboys now. Go to your local Walmart.

Speaking of, why the fuck aren’t they shamed into the shadow realm like I would be if I dressed as a samurai while getting the bread and milk?

Anyway that’s my answer, Samurai.

As if they work. I’ll take the bet none of em are functional. Not with Russia’s extreme corruption.

Look we start with this and soon enough we’re gonna call Pizza an “open faced sandwich” and I can’t abide that.

Less centralized than it is now. Miss that.

Less ads.

Otoh web design was very childish back then. Peak was Starfield background with bright color text with some animated gifs plastered all over.

I think I miss most is online gaming where voice chat wasn’t an option. Things were a tad more civilized when you had to type in what you wanted to say. Or just efficient. I actually learned to type fast cuz of this. Plus I can read the shorthand better than understand most people’s accents.

👀 eyeballs the Entire Free / Open source software culture

I was expecting her to find out her SO already fed the cat and it was trying for Second Breakfast.

Literally stuck in the 90s.

I had a cat that loved Metal music. Would show up when I played some just to hang out and purr. Didn’t do that when I played others.