Oh man I had forgotten this one. It definitely fits the bill. Just so much fun to look at.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behavioral_sink

It was an experiment with too many mice, too well cared for. The mice became withdrawn and… “Though physically able to reproduce, the mice had lost the social skills required to mate.”

AI slop image, for this gag?

Oh farmers, pray that your summers be wet and your winters clear.

The NY Post is an absolute shitshow of a rag, and its regular readers reflect that.

Where are they going to find someone older than a member of Congress?

He’s looking a little harfam, TBH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td2x8s9GZlo

Birth rates dropped hard at the '07-'08 recession, so the smaller cohort of HS grads arrives soon.

It’s also going to tank college enrollments and is likely to sink a bunch of smaller, less endowed institutions.

Unleash The Archers’s version of Northwest Passage is a real banger.

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Our culture phrases damn near everything in metaphors of war. The war on drugs. The battle of the bands. Bob lost his battle with cancer. It’s absolutely pervasive, to the point it’s almost as invisible as the air.

Rule number one: the kids are alright.

And then squeegee down your forearms and aprons and get back to work.

You just pull the wrist hole open and dump out the excess hand water every hour or so.

A sign that reflects the eternal truth… You don’t buy beer. You rent it.

I think the cleanliness of the blade would be less relevant than the massive infection pouring from your pierced guts into the wound.

when “free water” counted as retail innovation

It depends on where you are. Public consumption laws are local.

Well that’s after the book was mistranslated through version after version.

Utah has an accurate translation that their prophet found by looking into his hat.

Legend.