10 hour shift, away for 13 hours. That first sip of IPA is one of the most relaxing experiences ever. Only topped when I rip a bowl and take a nice hot lavender bubble bath. Life is fucking miserable and I hate it, but I’ll get my time and I’m going to enjoy it.

Skip your mouth and just shovel it directly into your gullet

vv uncomfortable kitty

You could just stick the antenna through the foil. Antennas are just pieces of wire, which can also be made from shiny metal.

I showed you my belly plz respond

This is literally the afluenza teen defense that got Ethan Couch zero jail time for killing 4 people and seriously injuring 9 while drunk driving.

This guy is too poor to drive drunk and actually has to face consequences for his actions.

I was wondering why I can remember buying jello, but not consuming it.

Boeing was fined $243mil

Boeing profits >$10mil on each $100mil 737 max they sell

Boeing has a annual revenue >$70000mil

Boeing was fined <1% of their annual revenue

Boeing killed 346 people

I’m always erect

Boo! gie all night

WW3 always around the corner? Sounds like Cold War 2 to me. But like you said, if it isn’t, then it doesn’t matter. It’ll be over before we know it began.

Need to let more hunters inside you to shoot their shot

My brain just assumes everything is trauma and doesn’t store anything

I wish I hadn’t needed to learn these lessons about start ups by working in start ups. I just want to be a mailman or something at this point.

You shouldn’t degrade cock holsters by lumping Trump in with them.

So the Chinese military has caught up to 2018 American YouTubers?

I’m super introverted but like socializing. It just takes a lot of energy. So only one party a week, and I’m probably going to leave early. The fewer the people the longer I can go though. Like camping a whole weekend with a few other people is fun. But alone time is a core need.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JiOXLk9Xj1E

I would if I had someone. But for now I just give my cat the big squeeze and smooch her head.

What’s your favorite flavor of 4loko.