I once chose to read a Tom Clancy book over the summer for a book report in the following semester (I enjoyed those Rainbow Six games from the 90’s, so the books would probably be cool too right?). I stood up there in class and was like “I’m gonna be honest, I couldn’t bring myself to read more than half of this.” And the teacher was like, “I don’t blame you.”
My money’s on choking to death on a burger while sitting on a toilet and jerking it to a picture of his daughter.
Things can’t get better as long as propagandists like those at Fox news are allowed to operate unchecked. No matter what happens, no matter how many people get hurt, they will continue to find a way to give credit to the conservatives and demonize the left. Even if they have to outright fabricate stories to do so.
These people use “socialism” as a scary word to argue against anything that benifits poor people. And they send emails about how evil democrats are to anyone stupid enough to read them. They are a cancer.
I was still using one of these in 2008 to play music from my PSP.
My dad had a pet skunk as a kid. I think he said it kind of acted like a cat.
I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said “I wish you would shut the fuck up.” And she responded by biting my knee.
I was like, “yeah ok, I deserved that one.”
The food I made did have a tiny bit of me in it. That’s why I’m not allowed anywhere near a kitchen anymore.
Kinda related:
I went through this just a few weeks ago. It was really hard seeing her refuse to eat anything. But at least she seemed to like looking outside, laying on her favorite blanket.
Had to put mine down several weeks ago. She was also 18. I lost several other pets and four grandparents without shedding a tear, but this one broke me.
The vet appointment was at 6pm, so I could spend the last day with her. She acted more or less normal for her age, except not eating for three days and throwing up water.
I was rubbing her head until her heart stopped. I still miss her so much.
Yeah. We have a bunch of clients so I can be on several projects at a time. And it’s a privately owned company that, to my knowledge, the owner has no intention of selling.
I got insanely lucky wit my job. I responded to an email that came through my college CS department about a potential job and got an in-person interview with the CEO of a tiny company nobody has heard of. The guy’s personality made it easier to talk to him despite my anxiety.
Instead of the bullshit riddles that every other tech job interview has, he sent me home with a simple assignment to make a simple webpage where a user could log in.
After submitting that, I kinda forgot about it until several month later when I randomly decide to check my school email account and found an email from him that was almost a month old (my PC wasn’t working before that, and I didn’t need to use it much at the time).
I replied just in time. 12 years later I’m the most senior developer.
I open the text file where my powershell history is stored when the command I want isn’t recent enough.
On the internet, people also tell harmless jokes, which is what that comment was.
A ton of subreddit replacement communities were created around the time of Reddit’s API changes, and there simply weren’t enough users to keep them going.
Imprisonment for simply saying something that in no sane world would be considered a crime.
With the way I play when I’m getting drowsy, I’d probably be better off starting over.
I kinda miss doing those relatively simple physics probems like finding how far something goes based on velocity and shit.
I sometimes start an email with “apologies for the delay” and just continue as normal.
I’m pretty sure my church’s diocese allows gay and women priests, but I think for a lot of people it’s kind of a “too little, way too fucking late” type of thing.