You should read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks (Mel Brooks’ son) it’s a great little book with a ton of practical advice for if zombies were real it’s super fun. It takes a very realistic approach.

It really depends on the specific fandom, but my favorite excuse isn’t that their teeth are sharp, but moreso that they don’t feel pain so they bite a lot harder than would be comfortable for a normal human.

To say any one particular group, be it ethnicity, race, sexuality or otherwise is funnier than the rest, is still a broad stroke generalization. Just because you’re saying something positive instead of negative doesn’t make it any less problematic. It’d be like if I said all black people are really hip and trendy. That wouldn’t be okay. People are individuals.

Please avoid being offensive

Let’s generalize entire groups of people for fun!

Pick one

They’re*

The humanoids we evolved from were at one point, not the only humanoids around. We coexisted with other, different species (neanderthals being an example). Homosapien is just the one that survived.

It really comes down to the specific collection. Some TPB and omnibuses are more complete than others. Google is your friend in this instance. If there’s a collection that catches your eye, Google around to see if there’s any supplementary reading that goes with it.

Alternatively, of your have an android device and you don’t mind reading your comics digitally, you can do what I do and use Mihon (https://mihon.app/) to find most comics for free and then just Google the reading order of whatever it is you’re trying to to read. For example if you want to read all of Clairmont’s X-Men run you’d just Google “Chris Clairmont X-Men reading order” it’s that simple.

Bonk

Yes, because there are definitely more options than waste your years trapped in wage slavery. 🙄

Fucking classic

So if I want to accomplish this in a year I should be putting away half of every paycheck? Between rent, bills and groceries, who the fuck can afford that?

I would like to nominate this comment for hot take of the year.

Carol of the Bells/Setting The Trap by John Williams https://youtu.be/L07PomkZ3s8?si=2RYhCArWzNL1QnFr

I Watch Home Alone every year.

Gender bent, big tiddie goth Bugs Bunny 'bout to make me act up 🥵

It’s a leftover from reddit. A comment would be marked as “edited” if you changed anything after posting it, and since some people are shitheads and change their comments to say completely different things after people have already replied to them it’s just a way to inform people that the edit you made to your comment was just to fix typos and not anything significant

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Congrats fam. Coming out is hard, but it feels so nice to not have to pretend to be straight anymore.

That sir, is bubble wrap.

Sure did, not sure it was worth it tho.

Bro I was really constipated for a couple days once and I remembered that my Grandma used to drink that to help, so bought a bottle and drank a glass, one single coffee mug’s worth. I shit straight liquid, pissed out of my ass like 3 times, it burned. Prune juice is dangerous man.