My English teacher made fun of me in front of the class, completely out the blue, because she wanted to be respected by the popular kids who bullied me.

And we had to drink from the garden hose.

Long live Netscape Navigator! :)

Someone already posted this somewhere. It’s a second stage from a rocket (India?). Can’t recall the exact one.

In at least one world, the ticket machine short circuits and electrocutes you. In one of those, you become a superhero named Lottery Lightning.