That’s funny, I used to know an Italian with crabs.

Of course, that’s what estrogen does.

Save the earth

Do coke

Finally some good fucking news.

Pass the joint, bud.

Yeah, I had the same problem. Felt like it never fully healed.

I had one ring for about ten years and I don’t think it was ever noticeable through a t-shirt unless I pointed it out.

This sounds like the start of a prophecy.

I’m not into that but if that’s what my friends want I’ll enjoy it.

Curse you, I was just about to upload this. My spirits are crushed and my dreams are ruined!

Elon Musk will be a lot poorer five years from now, and that makes me happy.