So earth is a pot forgotten by God which will boil over? Sounds plausible.

That’s the point. He says it is bullshit, because turtles HAVE noses and not those weird sensors the original commentor was describing.

Eugenics

Just google AO3 hacker attack, it isn’t hard. https://news.yahoo.com/archive-own-back-online-massive-213000040.html https://mashable.com/article/ao3-archive-of-our-own-ddos-attack-offline-fanfiction

Here. Have another one.

Gets one-shotted by the exact same move as in the 12 tries before