Did they tell me to look at this photograph? And every time it makes them laugh?

I don’t recommend this, my parrot kept mocking me.

They should make a sequel to Hidden Figures called Jewish figures.

I’ve played SOMA I know I’m screwed either way.

Thinks about 18 year olds in the shower

Mods get them!

Why is he trying to hold that one drink slightly above the cup carrier? This is the type of thinking that caused him to star in Gigli.

I’d take jail time over e-mail time.

They had the chance to fund Poochinski for 3 seasons and declined.

A&W’s Third Pound burger was a mistake

Just you wait, once the texts with his trans neighbor gets released we’ll be able to declare martial law.

Ryan you might as well recommend a Macbook as a Linux alternative

Yeah no idea what that bozo is thinking

I want both parties to cover themselves in oil and wrestle.

Once the UN commission of Strongly Worded Letters steps in we will see some progress.

I add blue cheese

Nestlé saw that Coldplay concert

This but with landlords

I heard from credible source SleepyBear that it was extended by a extra year.

Ban the use of social media for those under 18? You should move to the UK.

Pshh, as you type a response to my distraction I’m headed right for your cookie jar.