Yeah no idea what that bozo is thinking

I want both parties to cover themselves in oil and wrestle.

Once the UN commission of Strongly Worded Letters steps in we will see some progress.

I add blue cheese

Nestlé saw that Coldplay concert

This but with landlords

I heard from credible source SleepyBear that it was extended by a extra year.

Ban the use of social media for those under 18? You should move to the UK.

Pshh, as you type a response to my distraction I’m headed right for your cookie jar.

One state solution

Kony sold some merchandise off of the concept.

Media doesn’t care about a Smalls fry like him.

Damn, Jeb Bush probably made a profit selling those guac bowls.

Have the right-wing media “build outrage”

Ghislaine gives list of 180 nobodies to get a pardon

the right celebrates Trump for “releasing” the Epstein files

Pray that the 24 hour news cycle continues

Is this the plan?

Pshh, getting more sleep doesn’t sound healthy?

Let’s see what Alibaba product he’ll promote this time.

Slippin’ Kimmy is going to get SLAMMED

He goes in the old prison pocket

Honey wake up a new, “UN disappointed at lack of UN response” just dropped.

As someone living in your walls you snore quite loudly. You should get a CPAP machine you’ll feel much better in the morning.