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youre really nice you should know i was just being silly i didnt really participate in the coup attempt

that was a reference to their username

sounds like something a foreign spy would say

we should abolish prisons to avoid this injustice altogether but only after everyone else serves the same time i did to make it fair

i BARELY got snacks between meals it was AWFUL so dont you tell me what i deserve or assume what ive been through because no one should have to experience what i did except adulterers probably and maybe other badguys

and i had to earn my freedom the hard way while others get a free pass just because i posted about it on facebook and got arrested the day after but other people who didnt do their time yet get to just walk free well i say thats not fair

its just not right what trump is doing with these jan 6 pardons hes just gonna let all those people off scot free and you know who gets screwed people like me who actually did their time i should be compensated financially

i aint your moron pal

are you suggesting im lying you better not be because i dont lie EVER

slightly pushing back

he is holding a gun

thanks for asking i love telling this story

it was spring break of 1999 and i had just gotten a good deal on the rerelease of tom & jerry the movie so obviously i spent most of the day watching it several times and you know how sometimes you watch something and you really relate to a character and you just wanna embody them well thats how i felt about jerry so you already know what i did i went out and i got LOADS of cheese the good stuff too i was eating kraft singles all evening

after all that cheese and tom & jerry i was purely content so naturally i slept like a rock and dreamt good dreams and to this day can you believe it that was the best sleep ive had my whole life and sometimes i try to recreate it but its not the same and one thing that made it so special was i dreamt that my crush accidentally forgot to put on clothes how great is that

anyway that morning i asked my mom if we could call my brother so i could tell him about it and it turns out he died in his sleep that night of cardiac arrest

my big brother always gave me a gum called abc gum when i was little and it was a very cool texture that ive never seen another brand do but fortunately my brother is dead so i cant ask him where he got that gum

thats exactly where i got the photo from so what are you trying to say

if that were true then explain this photo i found

how deep does this go how can we know that the “real” real estate guy didnt send in a REALER real estate guy

oh i thought trump himself was the real estate guy

funny because i heard it had to do with a real estate guy and i saw a picture of trump with a gun in a desert so explain that

i wonder if trump is aware of the environmental impact of this kind of behavior because if he keeps this up hes going to need new tires very soon