Still not a drag queen.

Always have money for killing brown people, yay murica.

It will be a glorious day in the name of Humans when we finally dump the dumb shit and act like we control our own actions and future

“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

They believe their side has a right to those lands because they are gods chosen people, according to their own religion. Without religion what excuse would they have to commit genocide against “the others”? Those lands have been fought over for thousands of years, and every one of those battles was against non-believers.

How about we all stop pretending god is real and help each other before it’s too late?

My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.

So, your father was a Woman?

Now they just have to figure out how to grow it, disperse it, and provide shelter and jobs for 20 million brainwashed uneducated drones then they’ll be on their way to their own country soon!

Without a future or desire to live, why would we have kids? Why are we listening to an 80 year old male virgin in a dress who represents a fairy tale and participated in covering up the rapes of children around the world?

Borrow a fire plane and drown the bridge of their ship. Fair, right?

I can’t wait to see at what the rate per kwH unlimited fusion power is going to be sold to us.

13 months of 28 days with an extra holiday at years end, it works so much cleaner than what we use.

They used the song for an American win at the 2012 London Olympics, as well as “Werewolves of London” for a British win, a song with the line “little old lady got mutilated last night”.

This is how Equifax was “hacked”. They had a remote server with those credentials, which someone used to steal all our info. Equifax paid like $10 per person in fines and said “teehee our bad”.

Fascists gonna fasc.

When asked about the letter, Ecuador stated “Yo, I can’t read this shit”.

In Virginia, there are only 3 colors for inspection stickers. I figure if you dodge cops for two full years expired you earned that free matching color year.

Shirtless horsing is best, helps forget former political enemies.