Do it you fucking Chicken

I get one business week, 40 hours of vacation accumulated a year at my current job.

Lots of kittens have slightly distorted pupils, they will straighten out as they change color with age.

Not not only their second home, but with a stay at home wife, three kids named Junior, a family dog, two cars, two weeks of vacation a year, and a retirement plan, all for 40 hours a week uneducated labor repairing vacuum cleaners.

Same as it ever was.

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They think Jebus is gonna do something eventually so they can’t be bothered to try now.

And only $46 million down the drain

We took our ball and left, everyone else just went to play a different game. Good thing Titler is the best recess schoolyard bully

More like helping themselves to children.

1300+ GOP pedos right here

They look like the human versions of the Worm Guys from Men in Black

Surgeon Simulator! It’s a the best training program for today’s surgeon in a rush

Lara Croft, Tomb Coddler

No one fluttertounges like Jethro

The man has a law degree from Yale which should be getting revoked soon, clearly he cheated or didn’t learn enough to earn the degree.

It’s like breaking wind with more solids

I was just being a smartass, I didn’t know that was actually protocol to change speed

They floated too high when they should have sunk into the water a bit to clear the bridge.

There’s no fucking way he knows what either of those words mean, he has a 3rd grade vocabulary.

His tweets always sound like something a child rapist starts seducing with