Because they’re racist, unaccountable, and don’t value humanity.

Safe from whom? His own party is the overwhelming perpetrator of political violence, threats, and shootings. The rest of us need to stay safe from gun-toting white supremacists like himself.

Dance Mr. Bojangles!

They just keep remaining the classiest, mature adults in positions of power over others.

How does their age excuse their behavior?

I’m convinced by this point he does not know what that word means but his people cheer when he says it.

My dude, only the best MMORPG-Microtransactioniest-Don’t-tell anyone-you-play 2001-graphics game ever, RuneScape!

Boss about to kill me? No worries, I’ll just panic eat six lobsters while I’m lying half dead in the corner.

“Reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You’re not in charge.”

Just last week one Fox shithead called for the murders of America’s homeless population, many of whom are veterans and former foster children.

Their minds always have a strawman example of a “loose” woman whose primary birth control is abortion, something literally no woman wants to have done to herself.

If I shit liquid runs on the floor in a walmart, I want you to stand there and tell the cleanup crew it’s a solid and just pick up the turd.

Don’t forget, on the firearm purchase application it asks if you currently or have ever smoked marijuana, which would exclude you from being allowed to purchase a weapon. I’d like to believe that question answered honestly would include almost every current firearm owner…so normal hypocrisy I suppose.

Somehow, this is Biden the brain-dead criminal mastermind’s fault and Obama is a Muslim so therefore Clintons. All them TransMexicanBlackGayQueerDems are taking my money I earnt!

Is he going to award a medal to Arnold Palmers cock next?

Sounds funny not in German

Ihre Papiere, bitte. Wenn Sie nichts zu verbergen haben, werden Sie keine Angst haben

Muffin probably knocked up a dozen cats, two dogs and Mrs Johnson’s lawn mower to warrant this public announcement.

Uneducated, child-level emotions, an inability to discuss political viewpoints, and actual anger when criticizing their cult leader, who could have seen that coming.

How dare they fight back from extinction!

Coming from the woman who as the head of a government department was quoted as saying “You can’t trust the government”, and had to be reminded by Dana Bash that “you are the government”.

She forgot her new talking points after being appointed. She reel smrt.