Again, I’m so sorry.

One always lies, and the other also always lies.

One knows how you die, and the other knows when.

Aw that sounds terrible. But also, sounds like a unique and interesting reaction! I wonder if it’s just the fur, or if the body and joints contribute too like you were saying—maybe you could have a a sphinx if it’s the former.

I recently learned that I’m not a cat-person

How do you mean? “[R]ecently learned … and it made me very sad.” Makes it sound like you discovered you had an allergy or something?

There’s medicine for that though—I got asthma attacks from being with cats, so I used inhalers for example.
There might be a way!

Lithuania installs ‘dragon’s teeth’

They gon’ have to set up some laser and flame turrets next.
I played Factorio, so I noe.

Saudi Arabia … human rights

Biomes exist for a reason

That’s why I always dug quarantine tunnels in Terraria.

“Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!”

Nice. I’ll have to remember that retort!

You mean like this?

Or like this?

They were under a lot of pressure.

It was sink or swim.

“maybe it’ll work, maybe it won’t, but it’ll be FUN”

Flashback to that Tom Cruise Scientology interview 🤣:

It really is … Fun.

taped it to one of the ear muffs of an analog headset

I bet a zip drive could blow their minds.

Show the Blue Yeti streaming generation the old boom mics we had. The ones that looked like refueling probes.

And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Motorboat high af

I find the idea of not expecting too much of oneself can be extremely liberating. Just let go of the stress, relax and enjoy life.

What do you do about people who obligate you otherwise though?

I seem to find myself under managers like this all the time for example—unending, “I want you to rise up to the occasion”-types. Largely because they just yes-man whatever their bosses ask for without further consideration.

I can see it now suh!

Senchaaaaaa ♥️

Cat

Schweet kitty—Sencha is my favorite!

If I ever get to share the company of a cat again, I hope it’s a Nebelung.

Summit isn’t showing the second pic except when in detailed view btw.

They provide a soft rumbling sound.

And occasionally show you their impression of dough-making, and loaves of bread.