Extremely Wealthy with Unprecedented Freedoms!

Israel ISNT every single Jew on Earth? WHY are you SO Anti Semetic!

-The ADL!

FINALLY they’re going AFTER the Illegal Immigrants STEALING American Jobs Businesses and Governments! BYE BYE South African Elon Musk! VOTED in Ilhan Omar?

Have they tried giving Trump MORE Money to Fix this? Bribing Trump has WORKED out So Far!

Who CARES what He thinks!

-People who want The Bible to be Put into Law!

Has UK tried ESCALATING the War? Because Spain OPTED OUT and we all know how BADLY that Worked out for Them with Free Passage and Such!

I JUST got back From the Grocery Store where I paid almost $200 MORE for Groceries since last Year but TRUMP told me Prices are DOWN so this headline is an ILLEGAL PROPAGANDA against TRUMP!

-Literally EVERY Free Thinking Republican!

Oh NO! At LEAST neither I NOR my Children have Healthcare so we can EASILY Buy more!

-American Republican Voters!

ALPHA PRESIDENT Trump is a BIG BOY who sometimes POOPIES his Pants!

-Manly Republicans who are Scared of Rainbows and Participation Trophies!

GOD wants to HELP thy Neighbor! to LOVE thy Neighbor! to RESPECT thy Neighbor! to MURDER PEOPLE!

-Christians!

Thank GOD we got a Criminal OFF the Streets–WAIT! ISRAELI? These people are ANTI SEMETIC!

Have Republicans tried PROMISING to MAYBE think about SOME word like Reforms if they Pass the Bill with NO Changes? That USUALLY works Pretty well on Democrats!

Mailing in Voting is CHEATING and Trump Mail in Voted which makes him the HONESTEST PRESIDENT ON EARTH!

-Free Thinking Republicans UNIRONICALLY!

Vote BLUE no Matter WHO!*

*Unless they WOULDNT help Republicans!

This headline is ANTI SEMETIC! Let me FIX it For YOU! “Palestinian Father TORTURES his Child by Not Talking!” NOW it’s NOT Anti Semetic!

-Governments who Wonder why People are Attacking Synagogues!

What a FANTASTIC Idea!

-Republicans who SUPPORT the Troops!

Dozens WOUNDED? This means that Israel gets to MURDER a Couple Hundred MORE Children!

-The Media tomorrow!

This HEADLINE is ANTI SEMETIC! Let me FIX it for you!

Israeli Police attack Journalists in Jerusalem, fracturing wrist of CNN Producer!

This is TERRIBLE! Transportation CEOS gave Trump MILLIONS and he’s RUINING their Businesses!

-Republicans but UNIRONICALLY!

Forcing Jews to have Christian values is NOT Anti Semetic! Anti Semetic is when you DONT Bomb Children!

-Republicans, The ADL AND AIPAC!